I have no idea what I meant by that, BTW. It’s one of the sentences to spill out of my mouth, along with “Hell Yeah Bitches!” and “Rock Out With Your Cock Out”. You’re right if you’re thinking “Elaine’s mother must be so disappointed with her and that vulgar mouth!” unless you are my mother, in which case you’re shaking your head and thinking “Oh, Elaine…”.
Anyway! Today’s my first day off since New Year’s Day and it was SO exciting. So exciting. Mega exciting. I hate working on weekends exciting. If I were starring in a movie version of “Oh The Places You’ll Go” it would be 30 seconds long and consist entirely of me driving to the office.
(Gahh, what a whiny thing, one stinking weekend and she’s acting like she just came home from a tour of duty)
Anywayer! Here are my plans for the next few months:
1) Upgrade wardrobe
2) Upgrade cell phone
3) Go to dentist
4) Go to vet’s office
5) Go to Chiropractor
6) Order flea treatment goo for dogs
7) Order or otherwise procure tickets for Best Picture Showcase
8) Order more Ambien (did you hear that someone, the FDA or someone, has cut the recommended dose of Ambien to 5 mg daily instead of 10? Who do I write to in protest?)
9) Shoes?
10) Book travel for Indiana trip in March
11) Straighten out Bookmooch book list
12) Read one more not terrible book before birthday
13) Request time off for parents’ visit in April. Figure out how to tell Gene about same (shhh).
Ah, it feels good to write all of this out.