1) Found a chocolate chip from a Slim Fast bar today. It was at least a few days old. It was in a car where the internal temperature averages around 2 million degrees Kelvin. It was intact. It was delicious. Those Slim Fast people are geniuses. (well, the drinks are icky but the bars are yummy).
2) Anchorman:Frat boys :: Napoleon Dynamite:12 year old boys.
3) Related to point #2, I think the point of Anchorman is to teach a whole new generation of frat boys the words to Afternoon Delight.
4) I’ve had that Stand Up song by Ludacris stuck in my head all day. Yeah, just like that. Thanks a lot, Gene.