staring at the picture of that Red Sox guy, who I have now learned is named Theo Epstein and, I think I read is originally from somewhere in Massachusetts. So you know what that means! He probably has one of those sexy Rob-from-Survivor accents!
Except I never, ever thought Rob-from-Survivor (the one who married Am-BUH from Survivor!) had a sexy accent.
I think it’s time to get a hobby.