When the in-laws were in town for Thanksgiving, the tale that brought the house down was this one:
MIL isn’t a fan of animals. Especially when animals get too close to the baby. SIL has a dog, Alice. Alice roams the house during the day and is pretty interested in the baby. One day, SIL was working on the laundry and MIL was doing…oh, hell, I don’t know. Let’s say she was washing dishes. MIL looks over and discovers the dog HUMPING my nephew. Nephew was on a blanket face up, playing with one of those Gymini things. The dog was doing it as a dominance thing (what do dogs consider a submissive stance? Laying on your back).
Blanche screams “MISSY! MISSY! ALICE IS HUMPING THAT BABY!!!!”
Now say it again using a thick Southern accent.
Dog’s fine, baby’s fine and totally unharmed. Everyone but MIL found it amusing (“It was like an 18 wheeler on that baby!!!”). Before you call the Child Protective Services, I promise that all the adults agreed later that they’d make sure it never happened again.
Ha ha ha. MISSY! MISSY! ALICE IS HUMPING THAT BABY! was the rallying cry the whole weekend. For her own good, I hope Alice sticks to humping adults.
LMAO!!!!
That is the FUNNIEST story I’ve heard in a long time!!!! =) That’s great!!! Hey, as long as the dog wasn’t biting or being aggressive with the baby in order to show dominance, it’s funny. MIL needs to lighten up!!!