(This is not the complete list, just the things that I’ve noticed over the past two or so weeks)
1) When you have a day off from work, don’t celebrate by getting a communicable disease.
2) My Grandmother and MIL are right – the Game Show Network ROCKS.
3) The only thing more stupid than Lingo must be CELEBRITY Lingo, wherein F-grade celebrities try to play the game. Who knew that Trista from the Bachelorette was smarter than George Wendt? Well, she is.
4) Trying to acheive smooth elbows with the same drug you’re taking to rid yourself of a hacking cough will only make you sicker.
5) Cough syrup w/ codeine is a miracle drug. Chris Rock should skip civilian grade ‘Tussin and go straight for this stuff. It’s either made me better faster than anything else or has just made me sleep so much that I don’t give a crap how I feel.
6) When Elaine gets sick, NOTHING GETS DONE. No garbage gathered, no plates cleared, no dishwasher loaded or unloaded…I made breakfast casserole for one dinner (I think on 1/3) and the 1/2 eaten bowl of it was still in my kitchen sink. I think the pan I baked it in will require sandblasting, but I’m going to try soaking and the dishwasher first. If something happened that required me to stay in bed for weeks (such as forced bedrest while growing a Plan B), I think we’d have to have live in help. Or a less lazy-ass husband. Ugh.
yeah…good luck with a less lazy husband. Whatever you have now is what you will have when you need bedrest. So, save up some money for hired help. =) =) Or just have Don Henley’s child and he can pay for the help. =)