Just such a fucking nightmare, I cannot begin to tell you. (Well, I may, later, but not now).
Word to the wise: The good deed you think you did WILL come back to fuck you up later. So, for the Love Of God, don't dispose of stuff in the communal work fridge. Wait for someone else to do it. Even if you think it's company stuff. It won't be.
I'm off to go look for a job as the secretary to a group of men. Women are suuuuch bitches!