So Gene and I went to the Enormo-Mall yesterday to go buy an iHome (an iPod doo-dad that is an alarm clock with an iPod docking station). The first place to try was Bed, Bath and Beyond because I had FOUR 20% off coupons. Woohoo! No luck on the iHome thing (which I ordered last night from Target.com, 10% off plus 4% rebate from ebates) but we found all sorts of things that we needed in varying degrees (silicone basting brush? probably not! new papertowel holder? definitely not! 2 oz. beverage holders? yes but I can’t talk about it), including 2 cookie sheets, 1 10×13 aluminum baking dish and a silicone square pan. Today I took everything apart so I could fit it in the dishwasher and give it a good pre-use cleaning up.
The. cookie. sheets. won’t. fit. in. dishwasher.
No, not lengthwise either.
Did I test this before taking the incredibly well fastened label off one of the cookie sheets? Of course not!
I’m off to go verbally abuse Wilton, the makers of said cookie sheet. I mean, is my dishwasher out of date? It’s 4 years old and I don’t think dishwashers are made bigger or smaller, right? They’re all one size?
Ugh, fuckers.