Wilton’s big answer was: “Ehh, we’re sorry. Guess you’ll have to wash the cookie sheet. Loser.” I totally should have told them that I’m bitching about this to my entire huge readership. (Hi Mom! Hi Julie! Hi Brandy!).
I also got an answer from one of the above named people saying basically the same thing as Wilton, minus the Loser part. I know it’s crazy, but when something says DISHWASHER safe, I expect it to fit in my dishwasher.
I really, really am over this. (Now who wants cookies??)