Tomorrow is April Fool’s Day.
(Dammit, I just remembered that I need to change the air filters tomorrow).
Gene looooves April Fool’s Day. Last year he called me from Bumfuck, Kansas (look on a map, it’s right there) to say he’d been arrested and that he needed me to Western Union bail money. Dork. He claims to have 8 plans for this year, but his favorite was sending me flowers at work (awww) with a card saying they were from one of our restaurant managers who Gene thinks has the hots for me (booo).
Aw, darn, baby…April Fool’s is a Sunday this year!
So, who knows what it’ll be? I used my one and only decent idea for April Fool’s last year (picture of a positive pregnancy test, remember?) so I’ve got nothing.