is realizing I can name more of Angelina Jolie’s kids than I can Supreme Court Justices.
Don’t believe me? Watch!
AJ’s Kids: Maddox, Shiloh, Pax, Zahara
SCOTUS: Scalia (?), Ginsberg (?), Thomas (?). Upon researching the topic, apparently there is a Breyer, a Kennedy, an Alito, a Souter, a Roberts (he’s the guy that came out of nowhere to become Chief Justice, remember? Wouldn’t that have made a hysterical sitcom?), and a Stevens.
(Do you hear the sound of my mother cringing?)
I seriously think I’m getting more brain dead by the moment. D, very sweetly, told me that there’s so much going in there it’s hard to get it all out. I spent a long time at work today trying to remember the Southern word for “buffet”. I finally had to empty my brain to remember the word “bar” (as in, “Go back up to the bar and get your mama some more crab legs!”). And a moment later, I’d forgotten a phone # I’ve had memorized for 6 years. Dangit.