Arrrrgh.
I need to stop going places on the Internet that has things I can buy. Stupid Amazon.com is having a sale on…oh, who knows? Yesterday it was toys (Plan B will need toys!), today it is silverware (I like eating things!), tomorrow it will be something else entirely. It will have the following in common, though:
I DO NOT NEED IT.
I do not have a baby in need of toys. I have an embarassingly vast array of baby stuff (to which I fessed up about while in Detroit and do not feel the need to do so here) and that’s enough until there is an actual baby.
I have silverware, enough for 8 people if they don’t look too closely at our knives (what is wrong with Henckels? Their fancy knives are awesome but we are on our second round of knives and they are just awful). I am not having a state dinner at my house. I am probably not even having CHRISTMAS dinner at my house.
UGH.
PS – Mmm, so pretty.
PPS – Do not need, do not need, do not need.
PPPS – It’s not that I don’t need ANYTHING, it’s that I don’t need this stuff. I can’t think of anything right now, but more sense and freedom from writers block would be a good start. Does Amazon sell that?