Elaine’s 2008 Resolutions are…
1) To get knocked up. Or not. And, if not, to give away/sell all the awesome baby gear stowed away in my closet.
2) To get a new job.
3) Read more books and fewer stupid internet sites (BabyCenter, you are a fucking time alligator)
4) Fold the laundry on a weekly basis.
5) Reduce clutter.