So, I’m out of things to say. To try and drum up ideas, I went to my 50 strong list of drafts (posts that I was “working on” or that I decided were too personal and/or depressing and/or revealing to make public) and I found this post titled “And in other news…” but the post…
Author: laineyd
Go Fug Myself…
So I want a new shirt. Just something to tide me over before I can start wearing sweaters again because I’m becoming a little sick of my endless supply of Old Navy $8 t-shirts. (I know. I didn’t think I’d ever get tired of them, either). Gene and I went to the mall because I…
OMfG
WTF is this??? On what planet is this acceptable parenting?? (On what planet does this a-hole get to procreate???) Fine, call me bitter. Edited to add: Ha, the link above has been removed. And perhaps the parent who put a condom on his/her (duh, HIS) baby’s head has been taken out and shot. Final edit:…
So, Mom
wants me to post more. Can I convince her that this is a bad plan? Let’s find out. (I can’t wait to go to Indiana again – this time next month I’ll be there!! Yay!) So I was driving to Blockbuster and talking to Mom about the no cable television thing and I point out…
thesis/antithesis
So, I am sitting here reading emails and the word “Antithesis” is in one of them. Why do we pronounce thesis “theeeesus” but antithesis is this jumble of syllables “antithusus”? Seriously. Say “antithesis”. Doesn’t it feel like it’s the word that never ends (yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started saying…
And now, a life lesson FOR me…
Never let the dogs chew on beef rib bones ON our bed. Just a bad idea, all the way around. Eccch.
PSA for everyone…
If you’re calling your former employer to track down a payroll check, and you get voicemail, do not leave a message where you manage to both ramble in Valley Girl-ese and speak so quickly that they can’t entirely understand your name or your mailing address (“Oh mah God, where’s my paycheck?”). Take your time. Spell…
Adventures in Babysitting…
So, did I tell you that Gene and I babysat Saturday night? Highlights (in no particular order): 1) About a half hour in, the baby (2 months old) cries. And cries. And criiiies. Gene decides she needs a diaper change and hands her over (would he have done that if she were a he? not…
This just in…
someone got here a few days ago by searching for “Payroll Clerk of the Year” FUCK YEAH!!!! That’s me, baby! (heheheh)
There is so much fun to be had!
Home from our trip to MD to visit the newborn and the oldborn. (HELD BABY. WANT BABY. NOW NOW NOW) Anyway, I came home alone as Gene is spending the week in NJ. I have so many things to do! 1) Eat something besides donuts and M&Ms 2) Catch up on Facebook. (Huh? Facebook gets…