Tomorrow is my long awaited session at Dream Dinners down in Cheesecake City. But now I’m skeeered. What if all the other girls know each other and I’m the only one in normal clothes who isn’t wearing makeup or a 4 carat rock? Accccck. What the hell was I thinking?? I can just see me…
Category: Certifiable, Undeniable
One more quick ramble…
(that last post got a little goofy, eh?) Am I the only one who totally digs that “Home” song by Michael Buble? (the DJ pronounces it Boob-BLAY, but I say “Bubbly” to try and hide my shame at liking a song you can buy on a CD at a Hallmark store). Generally, I dislike the…
I Ain’t Got Nobody!
Gene’s in VA. Dogs are at the kennel. CAR is still in shop. So, internet, it’s just you, me and the Altima. I take back my earlier dismissal of the Altima. While I’m still relieved I didn’t buy one, it’s kind of fun to drive a car with a little pep. The Murano is too…
Hell on Earth…
This morning I had a dream I was auditioning for American Idol and I forgot the words and titles of every song I know. I don’t know what’s worse, the auditioning for AI part or the forgetting the words part. I don’t even watch the show and have a dislike that reaches violent by the…
Stupid Things I’ve Done Today…
Actually, it’s a stupid thing I did yesterday. It was so mortifying that I actually couldn’t talk about it at all yesterday. When I fuck up, I fuck up and when I fuck up to the point where I actually feel guilty or embarassed or whatever, it goes like this: “Oh FUCK I shouldn’t have…
Nerds Ahoy!
(Can you BELIEVE I haven’t used that as a post title yet?) Anyway, the geeks are here. I guess they’re back to hexing me on an every-Saturday basis. Woohoo! On the bright side, at least this means there’s one night a week where I’m not cooking dinner (because they always order Pizza Hut). On the…
Things I’ve Learned…
(This is not the complete list, just the things that I’ve noticed over the past two or so weeks) 1) When you have a day off from work, don’t celebrate by getting a communicable disease. 2) My Grandmother and MIL are right – the Game Show Network ROCKS. 3) The only thing more stupid than…
yanno…
and all apologies to my nail tech, I think I’m going to be relieved once I’m no longer getting manicures. My nail tech has taken a job out in the business world (and good for her!!!) and is working only Saturdays at the salon through the end of the year. Today was my first Saturday…
Two Dreams…
I had two dreams last night, and they are both very, very fucked up. In the first one, I was pregnant (I love pregnant dreams because when I wake up afterwards in a cold sweat, there’s that moment of “When the hell did THAT happen??”). And I was around 12 weeks into it (coincidentally about…
You know it’s time to leave the craft store…
when you’re eyeing the display of Xmas themed ceramic loaf pans and thinking, “I could bake some sort of bread and give it as Xmas presents!” So yeah, I went to the craft store/homeware place for my annual “Oh, why the hell not? Let’s try to CREATE something” trip. Last year’s creation was this. I…