Gene is now a lifetime member of the NRA. REALLY! We were snuggling in bed with the dogs yesterday when he reminded me I have a small sum of “Fun” money to spend after he bought the most recent firearm (some sort of shotgun that looks like a pistol, I think). And THEN he did…
Category: Really Deep Thoughts
Sorry for the junk posts…
I generally feel that a blog made up entirely of “What Simpsons Character Are You?” and memes is a dull blog, but that’s all I got…sorry. All I’ve got. I’m sick again. This is one of those rare days where Gene has outperformed me in the getting stuff done arena. He took the car for…
But I don’t even like beer!
You Are Barney You could have been an intellectual leader…Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps Your life philosophy: “There’s nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem.” The Simpsons Personality Test
Or Perhaps Die in a Fiery IRA-related explosion…
You Belong in Dublin Friendly and down to earth, you want to enjoy Europe without snobbery or pretensions. You're the perfect person to go wild on a pub crawl… or enjoy a quiet bike ride through the old part of town. What European City Do You Belong In?
Well, yes, I knew that…
Your Deadly Sins Greed: 60% Sloth: 60% Wrath: 60% Envy: 40% Gluttony: 40% Lust: 40% Pride: 20% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 46% You'll die in a shuttle crash, on your way to your resort on the moon. How Sinful Are You? Resort on the moon, eh? And what's up with the 54% chance that…
Humm, avant garde, eh?
Your Blogging Type is Unique and Avant Garde You're a bit … unusual. And so is your blog. You're impulsive, and you'll often post the first thing that pops in your head. Completely uncensored, you blog tends to shock… even though that's not your intent. You tend to change your blog often, experimenting with new…
Well, now, that’s a DAMN LIE
You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor) You're logical, driven, and ruthless. You'd make a mighty fine lawyer. What Advanced Degree Should You Get? I should get a what now HUH? I'm what? I'd make a mighty fine WTF? Clearly the quiz writer hasn't been around to witness CreamCheese Gate 2006.
Babydreaming…
I had the most awesome dream Wednesday night. Plan B had finally…err…come to fruition (I have to speak about it in euphemisms because I don't think I'll ever have a child, anymore than I ever thought I'd graduate college or get married or build a house or any of it) and I was alone trying…
Dogs are Home
Gene is home, dogs are home. I'm on the couch with Scooby on one side, Betty on the other (they are both asleep – big doings at the kennels) and the laptop in front of me. Even though things are so unbelievably crappy at work right now that I can't imagine how I can stay…
Work Is…
Just such a fucking nightmare, I cannot begin to tell you. (Well, I may, later, but not now). Word to the wise: The good deed you think you did WILL come back to fuck you up later. So, for the Love Of God, don't dispose of stuff in the communal work fridge. Wait for someone…