Do you see a black weiner dog? That’s Max, my parents evil dachsaund…I tells ya, he’s EVIL!
Category: Really Deep Thoughts
Macauley/Bill 2005
Macaulay/Bill, Purdue University graduate.
The post where I make fun of the temp for liking American Idol…
Did you know that her kids like Jessica Simpson? No surprise with the American Idol hysteria over at her part of the room… And that’s another thing. Apparently everyone where I work is psycho-nutty obsessed with that crappy karaoke TV show. So if we’re all so damned critical, why does today’s music suck so much???…
Ya win some, ya lose some…
1) Got the results of 2 Sploofus Challenges today: Lost 31,000 points, won 38,000. Total for the day +7000. Wheee!!! 2) Today’s mail included the graduation announcement for my best friend’s sister. Brandy, she’s not really 18 is she? Are we sure she isn’t really 11? Can we please get a recount. Either way, Congratulations…
A Vow of Brevity…
I have decided to not post long boring descriptions of what I do everyday. Unless I think it’s funny, such as the chick flick hybrid post (see below). And I’ll post my head off when it’s about a trip because my short term memory is shot and I like to look back. But in the…
Optimus Prime, the Movie Star…
Because I clearly don’t have anything interesting to say, I’m instead going to post about movies that I always have to sit and watch whenever they come on TV: 1) Working Girl – Harrison Ford. Mmmm. Plus, I can’t say “bony ass” anymore without thinking of Melanie Griffith’s tell-off to Sigourney Weaver. And…I still like…
Convertible Envy…
It’s a gorgeous day here in Cheesecake City. Sunny, warm, rich with…well, rich people. Ya know. Found Gene sleeping in his office chair when I woke up at 6 (So much for sleepy dogs…), so I sent him to bed for awhile because we had errands to run and he needed some real rest. Plus,…
Very sleepy beagles…
Gene’s home…yeaaa!! Missed him. I picked up the dogs from day care and they’ve basically slept ever since. Good dogs – that’s the point of doggie daycare. They play their asses off and the adults can get something done at night. In my case, that “something” is “nothing”. Lazy Elaine! I’ve spent the evening Sploofusing…
So, lately…
The Land’s End order came. I liked all the shirts and hated the pants and shorts. Yes, even the MELON capris. (Yes, I know. I blame the downfall of American culture of capri pants and I still bought a pair in a goofy color). The return box will probably go out tomorrow. Gene’s at his…
Do-do-dee-doo
Oh, yeahh!! Huge LandsEnd order will be here tomorrow! Yippee!! is it tomorrow yet? It’s all clothes for me and is my revenge for what Gene bought Saturday morning while I was bustin’ ass cleaning the house (he bought some sort of gun to be his “carry gun.” He also has “protect my ass gun”…