Well, those have been some crazy (as in coo-koo, not wacky) posts of late. I’d really like to explain why I’ve been so…angry, but let’s go with this… we got some bad news early last week which has caused a sad situation to veer to the side of awful. It’s not unexpected bad news, but…
Paptacular 2012
So, I had my annual visit with the girly doctor* on Thursday (I only had to reschedule it once…Lainey D for the win!). He brought up that he likes his patients (he likes to call us “the ladies”, which always makes me want to smack him) to get their first mammogram around the age of…
Old Haunts
Over the weekend, I decided that I needed to buy a baby gift for my coworker’s new baby (who was born over the weekend), so I visited the Gymboree across the street. My last visit to Gymbo was over a year ago so I think it makes me a recovered former addict. Hat, long sleeved…
Whooops
I assume we are all familiar with the concept of doing surprising things after taking Ambien, right? (Oh, Ambien, I Love You) (Love You!) Anyway, so the other day I was washing my hair in the shower, as one does, when it hit me. “Hmm. I bought something last night. Oops.” Apparently, after Ambien O’Clock…
Random Grumble: September ’12
You know what really annoys the eff out of me? When people comment on news articles, blog posts, message boards, etc something like “I’m reading this at work and laughed so hard I spit coffee on my keyboard!” How do these people have time to read the internet at work? And drink coffee at the…
Deconstructed Smores…
Eating bites of Hershey bar and Cinnamon Bun marshmallows.
Unrelated…
In the word “Colonel”….where the hell is the “R”? It’s pronounced “Kernel”. The word “kernel” has an “R”… but “Colonel” doesn’t. What the heck? As a child, I was convinced it was pronounced the way “Colonial” is pronounced.
They Weren’t My Parties but I will D@mn Well Cry if I Want to….
Ugh! Was it just Monday when I was all “Wahh, I was up late drinking and reading and then I had to go work, Wahh”? Anyway, here are some things that have happened this week, in absolutely no order: 1) A client called me brilliant 2) It was found out that I screwed up auditing…
Bad Ideas
Here’s a bad idea in case you were making a list: 1) Having a glass of wine (and an Ambien) at 9. 2) When husband goes to bed at 11-ish, swearing that I’ll come to bed “as soon as this game of Canasta’s over!” and staying up. 3) At midnight, deciding that another glass of…
Random Roundup
1) I got another ‘side-motion’ at work (I think the technical term is a lateral move) and I’ll be working with more technical stuff than normal, blah blah blah. I spent about half my day today working with the technical people on some rudimentary training. 2) I may have my review tomorrow at work. More…