(No, really! That’s Entertainment) We saw Blades of Glory this afternoon. When it was funny, it was freaking hysterical. It was not a movie for kids, though (but then again, neither was Borat). I made a little progress on my Tivo-ish thingie list (it’s called a PVR or a DVR, but no one seems to…
Grammar Lesson for Today
Here is a comma , Here is an apostrophe ‘ One goes at the end of a word (example: “Elaine, you should stick to lurking and avoid commenting in blogs.”) One goes up in the middle of words such as can’t, don’t, and shouldn’t. (Someday I will giggle about this. When does that Eternal Sunshine of the…
April Fooled
Har. Not as elaborate as last year, but it still got me…for a minute! (No details, trust me).
April Fool
Tomorrow is April Fool’s Day. (Dammit, I just remembered that I need to change the air filters tomorrow). Gene looooves April Fool’s Day. Last year he called me from Bumfuck, Kansas (look on a map, it’s right there) to say he’d been arrested and that he needed me to Western Union bail money. Dork. He…
Stepmonster
In the middle of all the drama with The Boy I decided to hunt up a message board support group for stepmothers. I found one and I’ve been lurking there a few weeks now. What I read really depresses me. Either A) The stepmother and her husband have 100% custody of the kid(s), which makes…
100 Things About Me
1. I have never seen an episode of Oprah. Never, ever. Not even when the topic was interesting to me. 2. My laptop at home has MS Publisher installed (I demanded it) because whenever I write something it makes me pathetically happy. 3. I have a secret baby registry on BabyAge. (When Plan B comes…
Remember 26 days ago?
When I said I’d put a post written by Gene on the blog? And then 26 days passed and I hadn’t done it yet? Well, HERE! (And please remember that Maaahhh Huzzband is a lifetime member of the NRA). OK, read the article above first. I’m not going to rehash everything in there, but comment…
whaaaa?
Why did traffic on the ole Blog go all the way to 28 (yeah, don’t laugh! My traffic is quiet since you can’t Google me anymore) on 3/23? I mean, that was the day after the day I turned old 30. Did someone have an itchy blog surfing finger? As far as I can tell,…
Reading? What’s that??
I had to reveal something pretty awful to the boy this past weekend: “No, I’m not reading anything right now” I am now, more or less (I’m on page 10 or so of The Worry Cure and my friend Julie gave me Shopaholic & Baby for my birthday), but it’s been a few weeks since…
oh, sheet
I forgot to write that the lemon juice totally worked perfectly and the sheet is as clean as a whistle (whatever that means). We are sleeping on it this week and so far we haven’t contracted the Black Death. I am a super genius. Thank you, Internet!