I have a TV in the bedroom again. Phew. The A/V company arrived around 9 AM Wednesday and was at the house until 7 pm. I am deeply, deeply ashamed, but I love it. New TV, etc in the living room as well. It is decadent. I told Gene it is the A/V equivalent to…
Category: Certifiable, Undeniable
OK, Target…
you are really pissing me off. I’m trying to read Target’s weekly ad online. The paper version is in the back seat of my car and finding it? Would require I get up. Forget that. There’s an item I’m interested in, but there’s no way to zoom in to really see the item. And it shows the…
and now, a word from Betty the Corgle
“Mommy has informed me that someone got to her blog by searching for ‘What does a beagle/corgi look like?’. Well, imagine Snow White with Luis Guzman’s forehead, and you’re somewhere close. Beagles are geniuses and Corgis…well, you do know the Queen of England raises them, right? Proof enough! Now, stop asking dumb questions and bring…
ugh, Christmas…
So I just finished checking out the Tolerability Index on the Onion and their banner ad is for “Last Minute Cop Out Gifts”. Umm, WHAT?? Since when is November 1 “LAST MINUTE”?? And my boss wonders why the holiday season leaves me depressed and anxious (seriously: if we didn’t already have semi plans for both…
On notice
First off, I miss watching the Colbert Report. More about that later. The following things/people/concepts are “On Notice”: 1) Tori Amos – so fucking precious. (Hey, Stephen Colbert has BEARS as something he is afraid of, I have T.A.) 2) Reverse Snobs – in particular, my boss and Her Toady. Today’s Reverse Snob comment: Boss:…
The Hierarchy of Vulgarity
Now here is a topic: Gene and I are catching up on watching Doctor Phil episodes. The two episodes we’ve watched today are about this family where the mother is a total self absorbed jerk and the father is a…hmm, “needy yet simultaneously overbearing asshole” (this is per Gene). Gene has now referred to the woman as the…
Ugh, brain, SHUT OFF
It is 4:40 AM. I have to be up in 2 hours and 20 minutes. (Well, technically, I don’t have to be out the door until 8:30, but if I get there early today, I can leave early too). My brain won’t shut off. I was asleep until Gene came to bed and we talked…
Okay, SO…
Here’s the inevitable dull as dishwater post about health: I took a test two weeks ago to test my insulin resistance and my cholesterol level. I failed both tests. I don’t know what the plan is for my cholesterol level but the plan for the insulin thing is to send me to the Cheesecake City…
Cookie sheet mania
Wilton’s big answer was: “Ehh, we’re sorry. Guess you’ll have to wash the cookie sheet. Loser.” I totally should have told them that I’m bitching about this to my entire huge readership. (Hi Mom! Hi Julie! Hi Brandy!). I also got an answer from one of the above named people saying basically the same thing…
ugh, fuckers…
So Gene and I went to the Enormo-Mall yesterday to go buy an iHome (an iPod doo-dad that is an alarm clock with an iPod docking station). The first place to try was Bed, Bath and Beyond because I had FOUR 20% off coupons. Woohoo! No luck on the iHome thing (which I ordered last…